IF I WERE IN CHARGE OF THE WORLD

If I were in charge of the world, I'd cancel
Crime, veggies, ground beef, and also scary movies.


If I were in charge of the world, there'd be
More candy, lots of love, and peaceful protests.


If I were in charge of the world,
You wouldn't have poverty,
You wouldn't have panhandling, 
You wouldn't have Mcdonalds,
Or "Thats a bad word."'
You wouldn't even have bad words.


If I were in charge of the of the world,
An ice cream cone with cookie dough would be a vegetable.
All people were happy,
And a person who sometimes forgot to pay bills,
And sometimes forgot to pick their kids up from school,
Would still be allowed to be in charge of the world.